Gaye Dalton's Webstalkerazzi

Gaye Dalton's looney stalker, who appears to be an overblown, pre-menopausal Canadian blonde, with an ego at least the size of mainland China and repressed Sapphic tendencies, who calls herself "thephoenix101"...but, frankly, could really be just about anyone dysfunctional, for all I know, still has not managed to moderate her backhanded devotion, and at least find a FEW other interests.

Here is her, fairly up to date, catalogue of her fascination with me:
http://certaintee.blogspot.com/2008/03/who-is-gaye-dalton-maybe-mix-of-good.html

I can't help being flattered, at the end of the day, even I am not THAT interested Gaye Dalton (and I AM Gaye Dalton), and I can't find anything among those links I am ashamed of. To be honest, the most recent additions tend to consist in things I will always be intensely proud of (and anyone, with any sense, would be ashamed to be caught trying to attack).

Is she so obsessed with imposing her intrusions and percieved control on me that she hasn't actually NOTICED what a sincerely impressive PR job she has done? People pay fortunes for less.

Of course, she wouldn't have a clue where to LOOK for the REALLY juicey gossip I don't want her to see, but heigh-ho...what does she EXPECT? Stalkers really aren't entitled to full ongoing disclosure now are they?

I think this is hilarious:
http://certaintee.blogspot.com/2008/12/well-if-thats-how-you-want-it.html

She is actually accusing Gaye Dalton (that's *me*) of abusing her by objecting to her stalking Gaye Dalton (that's *me*).

Can we say that is SOME "sense of entitlement". *chuckles*

Apparently she is going to go on feeling entitled to stalk Gaye Dalton (that's *me*) until I stop objecting and, presumeably, endorse her in some weird way that I suspect I am best not dwelling on at mealtimes.

She would want to cop herself on IMHO.

All else aside, if she still finds me THIS fascinating after two years, she ain't gonna stop anytime soon WHATEVER...so I might as well just look on the positive side.

Me and Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, the late lamented Michael Jackson, et al...

I just think it's a terrible shame I never get stalked and lionized this way by anyone attractive and appealing, or even half nice...just pathetic, narcissistic wannabes who can't handle the fact that I won't be be their "bestest friend" because I really, truly, cannot stand them...nobody could.

Ah well...just noticed a little tab saying "monetize" - seems that I can use "adsense" and should be able to profit from the "millions" of people who google my name for gossy on a regular basis...too good to refuse...so here goes...